a patriotic failure

These shoes are a doozy and a half!

I couldn't help but chuckle as I walked past them at the DI. Aren't they awesome?! Ha ha, if they weren't seven sizes too big, I maybe, just maybe, would have bought them.

I am all about being patriotic and celebrating America. In fact, the Fourth of July happens to be my favorite holiday. But man alive, these beauties are something else.

I'm pretty sure the previous owner and I would have been best friends. What a woman!